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I am away from work and several fragile expectations. I am away from the office for a general and none-of-your-business absence. Please assume turnaround times are paused while I am off the clock on purpose. I will reply when I return from wherever I flung myself for survival. Please use the agreed urgent contact method for time-sensitive work. Good luck, and may the workflow forgive us both.
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