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I am away from work and several fragile expectations. I am currently absent and choosing not to over-explain it. Please route urgent service issues to whoever still has a radio and patience. A delayed reply is inevitable once my availability stops being fictional. Time-sensitive requests should go to the team actively wearing radios. Thank you for joining me in this brief administrative fever dream.
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