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I am away from work and several fragile expectations. I am out of office for reasons that are boring but fully valid. Please let the team on shift handle the immediate fires, literal or otherwise. Replies will resume when my brain reloads its latest patch. Time-sensitive requests should go to the team actively wearing radios. Thanks for adapting to the mess with suspicious elegance.
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