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I am away from work and several fragile expectations. I am away recovering with all the glamour of cold medicine. Project updates, approvals, and invoice anxiety can sit tight for now. I will answer later, ideally before this turns into folklore. Please use the agreed urgent contact method for time-sensitive work. Please direct any further confusion into a neat little pile.
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