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I am away from work and several fragile expectations. I am away on medical leave and pretending soup is a strategy. If this is about scope, invoices, or timeline optimism, it can wait until I resurface. I will get back to you after my comeback tour begins. Please use the agreed urgent contact method for time-sensitive work. Good luck, and may the workflow forgive us both.
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