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I am away from work and several fragile expectations. I am away keeping a small person alive, which is somehow a full-time role. The codebase has endured worse than my temporary disappearance. You can expect a reply after my dramatic reappearance. Critical production issues should go to the support rotation. Thanks for adapting to the mess with suspicious elegance.
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