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I am away from work and several fragile expectations. I am away keeping a small person alive, which is somehow a full-time role. Budget drama, calendar gymnastics, and status updates may proceed without me. You can expect a reply after my dramatic reappearance. For urgent matters, please use the existing approval path instead of guessing. Thanks for adapting to the mess with suspicious elegance.
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