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I am away from work and several fragile expectations. I am on parental leave and measuring time in bottles, snacks, and chaos. If this relates to approvals, deck revisions, or stakeholder choreography, it will wait. I will get back to you after my comeback tour begins. For urgent matters, please use the existing approval path instead of guessing. Good luck, and may the workflow forgive us both.
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