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I am away from work and several fragile expectations. I am absent while my health files an urgent complaint. The freelance economy will continue to be weird without my immediate participation. You can expect a reply after my dramatic reappearance. Please use the agreed urgent contact method for time-sensitive work. Thanks for adapting to the mess with suspicious elegance.
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