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I am away from routine communication for a short period. I am unwell, horizontal, and not accepting fresh problems. Statements beginning with “quick tweak” will be reviewed later and skeptically. Responses will resume after my return. If this cannot wait, use the pre-arranged urgent route rather than hopeful emailing. I appreciate your understanding during this delay.
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