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I am away from routine communication for a short period. I am traveling, offline, and emotionally unavailable to workflows. Last-minute revisions are still last-minute revisions even if you add a smiley face. I will review this once I have returned. If this cannot wait, use the pre-arranged urgent route rather than hopeful emailing. I appreciate your patience.
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