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I am away from routine communication for a short period. I am away pretending my calendar is a legal document. The freelance economy will continue to be weird without my immediate participation. I will return to this message after my absence ends. If this cannot wait, use the pre-arranged urgent route rather than hopeful emailing. Thank you for understanding.
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