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I am away from routine communication for a short period. I am stepping away because my capacity has filed a formal grievance. The backlog is still there, judging all of us equally. I will get back to you once I return and can review this properly. If this needs action now, post in the incident channel and pull in on-call. I appreciate your patience.
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