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I am away from routine communication for a short period. I am away recovering, which currently outranks email etiquette. Please treat most business escalations as suspicious until proven urgent. I will respond as soon as practical after I am back. For time-sensitive work, reach out to the broader team mailbox. Thank you for understanding.
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