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I am away from routine communication for a short period. I am resting and letting every notification fight for second place. Budget drama, calendar gymnastics, and status updates may proceed without me. I will return to this message after my absence ends. For time-sensitive work, reach out to the broader team mailbox. Thank you for understanding.
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