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I am away from routine communication for a short period. I am attending a conference and being professionally over-scheduled. Guest drama, rota puzzles, and menu panic should be handled by the floor team on duty. A reply will follow when normal operations resume. The current manager on duty is handling urgent needs. Thanks for your flexibility.
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