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I am away from routine communication for a short period. I am at a conference and moving between sessions with theatrical urgency. If a guest says it is definitely an emergency, please verify that with an adult. I plan to follow up when I am back online. The current manager on duty is handling urgent needs. Thank you for accommodating the delay.
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