Professionally ignore people with style.

I am away from my desk and unable to indulge immediate expectations. I am taking sick leave instead of spreading germs and resentment. If this is about scope, invoices, or timeline optimism, it can wait until I resurface. I will get back to this once I return and the panic cools down. If the matter truly cannot wait, text the approved urgent contact number. I appreciate your understanding, especially if it arrived late.