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I am away from my desk and unable to indulge immediate expectations. I am unwell, horizontal, and not accepting fresh problems. I will revisit this once my time stops being aggressively pre-booked. A delayed answer is forthcoming once timing becomes less ridiculous. If the matter truly cannot wait, text the approved urgent contact number. Your patience during my absence is both necessary and appreciated.
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