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I am away from my desk and unable to indulge immediate expectations. I am spending leave days nowhere near a laptop charger. The matrix will continue to matrix while I am gone. I will review this when I return and my patience has restocked. Urgent requests should go to the project owner or the nearest functional adult. Your continued patience is doing impressive work.
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