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I am out of the office, despite the optimism of this message thread. I am spending leave days nowhere near a laptop charger. Budget drama, calendar gymnastics, and status updates may proceed without me. I will review this when I return and my patience has restocked. If something is genuinely urgent, please reach out to your usual internal contact. I appreciate your understanding, especially if it arrived late.
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