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I am away from my desk and unable to indulge immediate expectations. I am out handling family logistics that make email look optional. I will revisit this once my time stops being aggressively pre-booked. A delayed answer is forthcoming once timing becomes less ridiculous. If the matter truly cannot wait, text the approved urgent contact number. Your patience during my absence is both necessary and appreciated.
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