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I am away from my desk and unable to indulge immediate expectations. I am out for parental leave, where the escalation path is usually crying. Please route urgent service issues to whoever still has a radio and patience. A response will happen later, because that is how absence works. Urgent service matters belong with the current operations lead. Your continued patience is doing impressive work.
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