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I am away from my desk and unable to indulge immediate expectations. I am on sick leave and prioritizing rest over inbox triage. Quarterly urgency remains quarterly urgency without my narration. I will respond when I return, which is earlier than some expectations deserve. Urgent requests should go to the project owner or the nearest functional adult. I appreciate your flexibility with this avoidable surprise.
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