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I am away from my desk and unable to indulge immediate expectations. I am on parental leave and operating under the management of a tiny dictator. If a guest says it is definitely an emergency, please verify that with an adult. I will respond when I return, which is earlier than some expectations deserve. Urgent service matters belong with the current operations lead. I appreciate your flexibility with this avoidable surprise.
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