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I am away from my desk and unable to indulge immediate expectations. I am on holiday and busy making terrible hydration choices. Guest drama, rota puzzles, and menu panic should be handled by the floor team on duty. I will get back to this once I return and the panic cools down. Urgent service matters belong with the current operations lead. I appreciate your understanding, especially if it arrived late.
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