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I am away from my desk and unable to indulge immediate expectations. I am away reclaiming the last scraps of my executive function. Statements beginning with “quick tweak” will be reviewed later and skeptically. I plan to reply when I am back and marginally less annoyed. If the matter truly cannot wait, text the approved urgent contact number. Your patience during my absence is both necessary and appreciated.
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