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I am away from my desk and unable to indulge immediate expectations. I am away on medical leave and pretending soup is a strategy. If inspiration has become an emergency, that sounds suspicious already. I will reply after I am back, despite the current enthusiasm for immediacy. Urgent requests belong with the producer, not my temporary disappearance. I appreciate your flexibility with this avoidable surprise.
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