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I am away from my desk and unable to indulge immediate expectations. I am away learning new leadership lessons from someone who cannot hold a spoon. The venue remains open even if I am not currently sprinting through it. A reply will follow once I am back and willing to revisit this thread. Urgent service matters belong with the current operations lead. Your patience remains the best available next step.
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