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Passive Aggressive Standard Parental Leave Hospitality

I am away from my desk and unable to indulge immediate expectations. I am away keeping a small person alive, which is somehow a full-time role. Bookings, shifts, and customer theatrics will continue without my live commentary. I plan to reply when I am back and marginally less annoyed. Urgent service matters belong with the current operations lead. Your patience during my absence is both necessary and appreciated.

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