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I am away from my desk and my inbox. I am taking sick leave instead of spreading germs and resentment. If this relates to approvals, deck revisions, or stakeholder choreography, it will wait. A delayed reply is expected once I am back in office. Urgent requests should go to the project owner or the nearest functional adult. Many thanks for your patience.
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