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Your email has been received during my scheduled absence. I am taking sick leave instead of spreading germs and resentment. The matrix will continue to matrix while I am gone. A delayed reply is expected once I am back in office. Urgent needs should be directed to the appropriate stakeholder with calendar access. Thank you for your understanding while I am away.
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