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I am away from my desk and my inbox. I am taking recovery time instead of pretending a calendar block fixes everything. If this is about deploys, tickets, or mystery bugs, please consult the surviving adults on the thread. A delayed reply is expected once I am back in office. For incidents, follow the documented escalation path and spare the heroics. Many thanks for your patience.
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