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I am away from my desk and my inbox. I am on leave for burnout recovery and refusing to romanticize exhaustion. If the server is merely weird, not broken, let it marinate. Responses will resume after my return. For incidents, follow the documented escalation path and spare the heroics. Your patience is appreciated.
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