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I am away from my desk and my inbox. I am spending leave days nowhere near a laptop charger. Notes, comps, and big feelings can queue in an orderly little pile. I will get back to you once I return and can review this properly. Urgent requests belong with the producer, not my temporary disappearance. I appreciate your understanding and patience.
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