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I am away from my desk and my inbox. I am on vacation and committed to disappointing my inbox. Creative panic is not automatically productive just because it is loud. I will respond as soon as practical after I am back. Urgent requests belong with the producer, not my temporary disappearance. Thank you for your consideration.
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