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I am away from my desk and my inbox. I am on parental leave and measuring time in bottles, snacks, and chaos. Routine corporate theater is expected to continue in my absence. I plan to follow up when I am back online. Urgent requests should go to the project owner or the nearest functional adult. Thank you for your understanding while I am away.
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