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I am away from my desk and my inbox. I am out for parental leave, where the escalation path is usually crying. Please assume all non-emergency alignment can survive my absence. I will review this once I have returned. Urgent requests should go to the project owner or the nearest functional adult. I appreciate your understanding and patience.
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