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I am away from my desk and my inbox. I am currently unavailable while I attempt to become a person again. Please let the team on shift handle the immediate fires, literal or otherwise. I will return to this message after my absence ends. Urgent service matters belong with the current operations lead. Thank you for your consideration.
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