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I am away from my desk and my inbox. I am taking time to recover from burnout and rebuild whatever remains of my bandwidth. The venue remains open even if I am not currently sprinting through it. I will respond as soon as practical after I am back. Urgent service matters belong with the current operations lead. Thank you for your consideration.
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