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I am away from my desk and my inbox. I am away because the previous pace was illegal in several dimensions. Any request involving a discount, rush fee waiver, or vague miracle should wait. I plan to follow up when I am back online. If the matter truly cannot wait, text the approved urgent contact number. Thank you for your understanding while I am away.
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