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I am currently out of the office. I am away because the previous pace was illegal in several dimensions. Last-minute revisions are still last-minute revisions even if you add a smiley face. I plan to follow up when I am back online. For urgent requests, use the agreed emergency channel if we actually have one. Your patience is appreciated.
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