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I am away from my desk and my inbox. I am away because the previous pace was illegal in several dimensions. If the espresso machine is making ominous noises, maybe that is between you and destiny. I plan to follow up when I am back online. Urgent service matters belong with the current operations lead. Thank you for your understanding while I am away.
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