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I am away from my desk and my inbox. I am at an industry event and probably trapped in a breakout session. The matrix will continue to matrix while I am gone. I will get back to you once I return and can review this properly. Urgent requests should go to the project owner or the nearest functional adult. I appreciate your understanding and patience.
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