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I am away and operating on a delayed-response model. I am unwell, horizontal, and not accepting fresh problems. If this relates to approvals, deck revisions, or stakeholder choreography, it will wait. Responses will resume after my return. Immediate concerns can be routed to the department lead. I appreciate your patience.
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