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I am currently out of the office. I am unwell, horizontal, and not accepting fresh problems. Any request involving alignment, sign-off, or strategic visibility can hold. Responses will resume after my return. If something is genuinely urgent, please reach out to your usual internal contact. I appreciate your understanding and patience.
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