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I am away and operating on a delayed-response model. I am temporarily unavailable while the household schedule is run by naps. I am currently unavailable for spontaneous scope expansion. I will get back to you once I return and can review this properly. If something is on fire, contact me through the emergency channel noted in the contract. Thanks for your flexibility.
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