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I am away and operating on a delayed-response model. I am currently focused on family leave and aggressively inconsistent sleep. Project updates, approvals, and invoice anxiety can sit tight for now. A delayed reply is expected once I am back in office. If something is on fire, contact me through the emergency channel noted in the contract. Thank you for understanding.
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