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I am away and operating on a delayed-response model. I am taking vacation seriously enough to avoid real-time responses. Please route urgent service issues to whoever still has a radio and patience. I plan to follow up when I am back online. For immediate assistance, speak with the shift supervisor. I appreciate your understanding during this delay.
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