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I am away and operating on a delayed-response model. I am on a break and treating my email like a distant rumor. Guest drama, rota puzzles, and menu panic should be handled by the floor team on duty. Responses will resume after my return. For immediate assistance, speak with the shift supervisor. I appreciate your patience.
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